New Frontier Colony Solstice Hell! - Frontier Corporation News Bulletin with Belle Starr

Hi Starr-gazers! Frontier Corporation News, a subsidiary of Von Bach Industries, and I, your intrepid reporter, Belle Starr are proud to announce that we are now syndicating the FCN News Bulletin!

FCN News Bulletin: New Frontier Colony Solstice Hell!

Belle Starr: Hi Starr-gazers! Frontier Corporation News, a subsidiary of Von Bach Industries, and I, your intrepid reporter, Belle Starr are proud to announce that we are now syndicating the FCN News Bulletin! Now I'll be bringing the frontier truth both here and on Defiance Data where y'all can get all the data on... well, Defiance! Yahoo! Lady, we have hit the big times! Lady Christianna is my teenage protégé and Castithan cub reporter! What do you say Lady?

Lady Christianna: Whassup?

Belle Starr: Our show Lady, and its ratings, thanks to y'all, our loyal viewers! But it has come to my attention, that with all the newcomers to Paradise and the Bay Area, they might, as impossible as it seems, not know who Belle Starr is? Well, we can't let that stand can we, Lady? So lets inform the good people of who their rebel journalist is and what she does! So... ask me a question, any question?

Lady Christianna: Umm... if you were tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Belle Starr: Wha... no, no, NO! I'll just do this interview by myself! First, I've been doing the rebel journalist gig since last October, when the Hulker Hell ark falls first fell and I did the hard hitting expose of Team EVO actually being brain washed Team Evolution clan members! Before that, I've had many titles, EGO Master, Legendary Ark Hunter, Champion of Paradise, 7th Legion Samurai, most recently Charmer, among many others, along with some Votan ones that may or may not be complimentary! Anyway, I was an VBI Associate for over a year, and nobody else was covering the special ark falls so - easy peasy - FCN made me their special correspondent, with my own FCN ID picture card and all!

 

 

Belle Starr: You would think an operation as big as FCN could have found me a uniform shirt not two sizes too small, but never mind! Y'all don't think they did that on purpose, do you? Never mind! Lady, grab the vid-pod camera and follow me! There is a Hulker Hell ark fall going on right now, so follow me to show the good folks of Paradise what a rebel journalist does at an ark fall!

 

 

Belle Starr: According to out crack FCN meteorologists, right now through April 20th, special event ark falls will be falling all over the Bay Area!

Lady Christianna: Crackpot meteorologists! No snow! No special outfit! Bummer!

Belle Starr: Hush Lady! Anywho, ark falls previously exclusive to the Hulker Hell, New Frontier Harvest, Solstice Strike, and Colony Courtship seasonal events are all falling once again complete with monstrous dangers, and your intrepid reporter is there to bring all those dangerous critters into your home! Well, not literally but figuratively!

 

 

Belle Starr: Hulkers, those big guys, and zombies - I mean Afflicted - are drawn to Hulker Hell ark falls for some reason! That's why its always good to have a good weapon or two at the ready, like the shottie I'm sporting there, to blow them suckers to kingdom come!

Lady Christianna: Zombies are awwwwwwwwesome.

 

 

Belle Starr: One thing you have to remember to take with you to any ark fall are spikes! I like ammo spikes, because I tend to go through ammo like most gals go through lipstick! I like to shoot! A lot!

Lady Christianna: Rain of bullets.

Belle Starr: Exactly!

 

 

Belle Starr: Also, you have to remember to run and jump a lot, zigging when the bad guys zag, and rolling when you have to! I don't roll much because... well, it musses my perfectly tousled blond hair and dirties my pretty outfits, and I HATE that! But if I'm on fire or covered with toxic stuff, I roll like mad!

Lady Christianna: Not a flaming idiot.

Belle Starr: Exactly!

 

 

Belle Starr: However, sometimes no matter how well you prepare or how well you move and shoot, you can still get knocked on your cute tush, so that's when it's good to have good friends like my friends in the Team Evolution clan to come revive you! But that's all part of the game!

Lady Christianna: Exactly.

Belle Starr: Yeppers, there you have it! My life as an intrepid reporter at a Hulker Hell ark fall! I came, I saw, I got knocked on my pretty tush! But the main thing is I got the story for you our loyal viewers, and for you new Starr-gazers too! But remember: If y'all go to an ark fall, bring lots of guns and bullets! And lots of friends too! See you there Buckaroo!

Lady Christianna: Bye.